Monthly Archives: September 2012

Funny smiley chilly-3 ;)

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  • Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.

Father : That’s great son. Who is she?

Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : Son : Daddy, I fell in love agai

n and she is even hotter!

Father : That’s great son. Who is she?

Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.

Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.

Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!! \m/ 😉 😛 😀

  • The customs of an Irishman

    An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.” The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

    The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.” The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. “Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone’s fine. I’ve just quit drinking.”

Funny smiley chilly-2 ;)

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  • Once upon a time, a person with an unusual bird came to king Akbar.

Akbar was thrilled to see such a beautiful bird that he had never before seen. All his subjects too were astonished.

The person said – this is the rarest bird in the whole world an it took me 7 years to find it.

King said – it is an extraordinary bird. i love it. I’d like to buy it from you. how much do you want for it?

Person – your majesty, i m not here to sell it. this is the rarest bird in the whole world. it belongs only with the mighty king. i want to gift it to you.

King – i admire your gift. so plz do accept mine too. here are 10,000 gold coins. these are not a price for the bird, just a gift.

Just then birbal stands up and says- your majesty, i think this bird is too dirty. maybe you should give it a bath first.

King – you are right birbal.

The king calls his servant and tells him to give it a bath. the person who brought the bird gets scared as he had painted the bird to make it look different.

He tries desperately to stop the king from getting it a bath but nothing works as the king knows that if birbal has said it, then it must have something important.

Seeing that his attempts failed, he confesses his guilt and is put into prison by the king.

King – Birbal, how did you know that the bird was a fake?

Birbal – It was simple. i saw that the nails of the bird seller were painted with the same color as that of the bird. i immediately realized that he had painted the bird to make it look unusual.

What do we learn from this story??? We learn that birbal was gay!! he was looking at the nail polish of the bird seller while everyone else was admiring the bird 😛 😀

 

 

  • So many straws in 1 milkshake glass

So many fights for thodi si pepsi

So many hands in 1 chips pack

So many friends on 1 bench

So much lafter on 1 stupid joke

 

 

  • So much In the memory of 90’s When the most popular games were

“chupan-chupai”,
“pakdam-pakdai”,
“oonch-neech”,
“Ice-water”,
“langri-tang”,
“satoliya”,

 

 

  • when the many calls on B’day night..

So many hugs 4 1 little worry,

So many tears for 1 little fight,

‘FRIENDS’ are the best part of our small life..!!

So dont loose them at any cost.. best delights were
“orange ki goli”
“Melody”
“Milky bar”
“kismibar”,

when we were not allowed to watch late night movies on DD-1 but we managed it somehow,

when decision were made by “akkad bakkad bambey bow” .

when while playing cricket, rules were : “ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega” .

When the best defensive dialogues were
“jo kehta hai wahi hota hai”,
“same 2 u,
back 2 u” .

childish but awesome uncountable memories..!! ♥

 

 

  • Life taught me lot of Lessons..

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But I bunked those Classes too…

 

 

  • Go to Google.com

Search for “Italian Bar girl in India”
See the first result…

Like if you Liked the answer.

Funny smiley chilly-1 ;)

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  • Girl :: What you can do for me..??

Boy :: Anything … Tell me what you want me do ..??

Girl ::: Can you bring moon for me ..??

Boy ::: SURE.. but who’ll revolve round the earth ..??
ur mamma ..???

 

  • Who is an Ideal Husband????

The man who looks like
Tom Cruise,

Earns like
Lakshmi Mittal,

and

Obeys commands like
Manmohan Singh!!!

  • Aftr engagemnt with engineer!


Girl: Now stop looking at girls,
u r commited now!

engineer:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . 😛 😛 😛
  • One friday, a boy with a super hot girl

entered a jewellery shop & choose a ring
worth 8 lacs for her.
The girl obviously felt awesome.
Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the

ring on Monday after the cheque clears.
On Monday the jeweller calls the boy:
“There’s no money in your a/c. The cheque
bounced!”
Boy: “I know. But you can’t imagine what a
weekend I had..!
  • A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

    The girl answered with a loud voice; “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
    WITH YOUUU!!!”.

    All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
    girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt em

    barrassed right?”

    The guy responded with a
    loud voice: “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”

    …and all the people in the
    library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”

Thanks to internet…

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The internet participation inequality theory states that only 1% of internet users are content creators, 9% are contributors, and 90% are lurkers. I confess that I have been a lurker all these years. I have benefited greatly from the enormous amount of valuable content that knowledgeable folk have created or commented on.

For this I thank all the content creators,contributors
and to lurkers…this is just one more drop in this ocean we travel seamlessly.Hope this drop is devoid of salt…

RESIDENT EVIL SERIES

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The earliest Resident Evil novel was Hiroyuki Ariga’s novella Biohazard: The Beginning published in 1997 as a portion of the book The True Story of Biohazard, which was given away as a pre-order bonus with the Saturn version ofBiohazard. The story serves as a prelude to the events of the original Resident Evil, in which Chris investigates the disappearance of his missing friend, Billy Rabbitson.
S. D. Perry has written novelizations of the first five games, as well as two original novels taking place between games. Her seven titles are:


The Umbrella Conspiracy, a novelization of the first game. :https://rapidshare.com/files/328596713/_Resident_Evil__-_01_-_The_Umbrella_Conspiracy.pdf


Caliban Cove, an original novel set after the first game.:https://rapidshare.com/files/2419447575/_Resident_Evil__-_02_-_Caliban_Cove.pdf


City of the Dead, a novelization of Resident Evil 2. :https://rapidshare.com/files/911791144/_Resident_Evil__-_03_-_City_of_the_Dead.pdf


Underworld, another original novel set after Resident Evil 2 :https://rapidshare.com/files/3097232993/_Resident_Evil__-_04_-_Underworld.pdf


Nemesis, a novelization of the third installment of the franchise.:https://rapidshare.com/files/4155159129/_Resident_Evil__-_05_-_Nemesis.pdf


Code: Veronica, a novelization of the homonymous game.: https://rapidshare.com/files/2780250682/_Resident_Evil__-_06_-_Code_Veronica.pdf

Night Huntress series

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Jeaniene Frost an American fantasy author, known for her work on the “New York Times” and “USA Today” bestselling author of the “Night Huntress” series and the “Night Huntress World” novels. Foreign rights for her novels have sold to nineteen different countries. Frost lives in Florida with her husband Matthew. Aside from writing, she enjoys reading, poetry, watching movies with her husband, exploring old cemeteries, spelunking and traveling by car. In addition to the Night Huntress series, she has contributed to a number of anthologies.
The author came up with the idea for the Night Huntress series from a dream. “In my dream, I saw a man and a woman arguing. Somehow I knew the woman was a half-vampire, the man was a full vampire, and they were arguing because he was angry that she’d left him.” As of 9/10/11 there are a total of nine books planned for the series.


TWILIGHT SERIES

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Twilight is a series of four vampire-themed fantasy romance novelsby American author Stephenie Meyer. It charts a period in the life of Isabella “Bella” Swan, a teenage girl who moves to Forks, Washington, and falls in love with a 104-year-old vampire namedEdward Cullen. The series is told primarily from Bella’s point of view, with the epilogue of Eclipse and Part II of Breaking Dawn being told from the viewpoint of character Jacob Black, a werewolf. The unpublished Midnight Sun is a retelling of the first book, Twilight, from Edward Cullen’s point of view.

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Meyer originally planned to write a companion book to Twilight called Midnight Sun, which would be the story of Twilighttold from Edward Cullen’s point-of-view. She stated that Twilight was the only book that she planned to rewrite from Edward’s perspective. However, a rough draft of Midnight Sun’s first twelve chapters was leaked on the internet. Meyer has since put these twelve chapters on her website so that her fans could read them for free, but has put the project on hold indefinitely due to her feelings about the situation. She stated,
If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn’t dovetail too well with the original story. In any case, I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.

INHERITANCE CYCLE FREE DOWNLOAD

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The Inheritance Cycle is a young adult tetralogy of epic fantasy novels written by American author Christopher Paolini. Set in the fictional world of Alagaësia, the novels focus on the adventures of a teenage boy named Eragon and his dragon, Saphira, as they struggle to overthrow an evil king named Galbatorix. The series was originally intended to be a trilogy (named the “Inheritance Trilogy”) until Paolini announced, on October 30, 2007, while working on the third novel, that he believed the story was too complex to conclude in just three.
The first book in the series, Eragon, was published in 2002 and subsequently re-published in 2003; it was followed by Eldest in 2005. Both were New York Times bestsellers.The third book in the series,Brisingr, was published on September 20, 2008, the fourth and final book, Inheritance, was released on November 8, 2011. The series has sold 33.5 million copies worldwide.

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